Me, turning to E.: So how are things in your world?
E: Well, everything keeps shifting, minute to minute. I can't manage to get a handle on experience.
Me: I know what you mean! Experience doesn't really seem to have a handle!
M: And it's round, so you can't grasp hold of it! It keeps slipping out of your grip, because someone's greased it!
Me: And there's an electrical field around it, so you get a shock everytime you try to grab it!
All of us: That's it! Noooooo handle......