Where is Amazon.com, anyway? In all my driving around this country, I've never even glimpsed a single one of their warehouses or offices.
Are they underground?
I've never met anyone who works for Amazon, either.
Are they even real? Maybe they're a front for something quite sinister.
And what about those tiny corncob-esque entities in certain salads?--I've never seen any farms with acre upon acre of miniature corn "toe-high by the fourth of July."
Maybe it's best to refrain from checking into a lot of the "ordinary" things we take for granted...